So, I just got a letter from the government telling me that I was legally unable to run for President. Apparently they were alerted by a "concerned porcine citizen." Fine. Fine ( Read more... )

1. My running mate is in Arkham Asylum, in an attempt to get him to stop killing/raping/maiming people. He is also back with his boyfriend, a.k.a. the running mate of my competitor, and I'm pretty certain he would sell me up the river for Crane ( Read more... )

And it's going to be bloody.

That was not what I meant, Dent! You weren't supposed to team up with the Joker! You were supposed to team up with me be interesting! But not crazy!

More than it already is, anyway. It's in the name of science.

Observe.

Ignore the picture. God knows I'm trying to.